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Today at 01:54:56 PM
FYI, I'm in the game pretty much all day working on farming.. wanna help? Come on in!
February 03, 2012, 08:58:08 AM
Hmmm... Well, I'm going to go defenselessly sit on the rings, don't tell any rogue assassins where I'm at.
January 31, 2012, 03:09:47 PM
Just as an FYI, Freedom, I disavow all knowledge of that previous convesation. Given that it was all unofficial and stuff.
January 31, 2012, 12:31:14 PM
Hey!
January 31, 2012, 11:18:53 AM
Feel free to do it all you want unofficially, though, Karma
January 30, 2012, 06:15:02 PM
Can't Officialy Assassinate Freedom.../sigh
January 30, 2012, 01:30:01 PM
Oh Jeez... That time again already? I'll have to see if I can find the old list of acronyms.
January 30, 2012, 01:07:05 PM
It's been on my radar for the last few days - work has been crazy (working over the weekend, even, ugh.). Will get a list drawn up soon, though. Freedom, start a thread?
January 30, 2012, 10:53:23 AM
I'm interested!  What do we still need to collect?
January 30, 2012, 08:03:00 AM
Rordan's been collecting stuff.  I am definitely interested -- Canthan New Year is the best festival!
January 30, 2012, 07:46:58 AM
So..... Canthan New Year.... Any interest?
January 23, 2012, 02:56:10 AM
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *BOINGBOINGBOING*
January 19, 2012, 03:19:12 PM
Hard drive crashes suck....
Good news is, back up and running!
January 13, 2012, 10:40:02 PM
Woohoo!  Double EoTN points!  Anyone up for a dungeon this weekend?  Smiley
January 12, 2012, 12:04:48 PM
Ree is such a babe.
January 11, 2012, 06:32:46 PM
January 07, 2012, 08:04:19 AM
Yup, I still need the shards.  I'll be online off and on all day today.
January 06, 2012, 06:51:21 AM
Ele update went live, too
January 05, 2012, 02:29:23 PM
also apparently CHarr plushies are back in stock.
January 05, 2012, 12:12:08 PM
Arzu, do you still need the shards? I have 184 burning a hole in my backpack right now.
January 05, 2012, 09:53:17 AM
I haven't opened the Christmas presents yet, there might be shards in there.  I'll check tonight.
January 04, 2012, 02:03:41 PM
Shoot, I didn't get my second hat.  Anyone have 100 cc shards leftover?
January 03, 2012, 06:28:29 AM
Totally! Smiley
January 02, 2012, 07:27:24 PM
What an amazing run!  Thanks all!
January 02, 2012, 07:50:20 AM
Shifted Aishia's FoW plan over to a message on the forum - Looking for FoW today? Check it out!
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by Arzu on June 13, 2011, 11:25:24 PM
Way back, at the dawn of five years past, before even CoAF was even imagined, a group of intrepid adventurers set out to form a guild.  What sort of guild, they knew not what, but the ancient tomes of the Pointed Stick as well as other lore suggest that this guild was shaped by the founders in very specific ways.  

The intrepid monk known by all as The Artful Nudger decreed that all things about such guild should be hilarious.  No meeting of guild members would ever be complete unless it involved silly pictures, silly hats, silly walks, silly puns, or other forms of silliness causing uncontrollable laughter.  

The keen-eyed ranger Quiet Talen brought faithfulness in friendship and perseverance in seeing tasks through to the end.  Through his example these qualities suffused the fledgling guild forever setting a course towards helpfulness and diligence.

The deep-thinking elementalist, Rogan of Ebertoni, declared that communication should be held in the highest regard, with abbreviations such as 'y', 'u' and '2' being acceptable only when referred to in their original meanings.  The glorious beauty of our English language became displayed in fullness through insightful and grammatically correct communications that strengthened the bond between these young adventurers. Freed from the shackles of internet slang, conversations were free to roam to the depths of meaning found in various intellectually challenging topics.

Lastly, this little ranger here, Arzu Ashurbeyli, called the guild a family. Not just a guild or a random collection of people anymore, but a community of those who love and care for each other.  

You have been all of this, and more.  Thank you OOPS for this amazing 5 years we've been able to spend together.  It doesn't matter if you've been part of the guild for 5 years or 5 months, because once you're an OOPSer, you inherit all of our wonderful guild history.  Thanks also to our amazing allies who have traveled on this journey together and supported us unconditionally. We are honoured to be a part of this alliance.

So, the long and the short of it is that we are going to have a PARTY!  Mark your calendars for June 25th, 10am PST (1pm EST, and 6pm GMT).  There will be games, trivia, prizes, and more!  Everyone is invited!  If you have any friends who need a guest invite to come party with us at the GH let me or Zan know.

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by Fyo on May 04, 2011, 11:49:22 PM
Ascalon City, 1070 AE

Last Friday cupcakes started to fall in the lands of Tyria, Cantha and Elona. These mysterious pink gifts of the gods mark the 6th year of Guild Wars. We've been given the stories of the Flameseeker Prophecies, hunted and killed (again) Shiro, and been dragged around by a blind woman who used us to become a goddess.

But the most important thing is that we also made our own stories, jokes and dragged around countless unsuspecting Alliance mates in our adventures.

So, my question is: What is your Guild Wars story? How did you end up playing Guild Wars? How did you get in your guild, alliance? What is your favorite memory? Write a sentence, a paragraph, a novella or an epic tale in three parts (a collection of haiku's as an ode to GW would also be acceptable).  Some remember when Sorrows Furnace was the 'it' spot to be on a Friday night.  While others can't remember when we didn't have heroes to help, some henched so many times they know Cynn and Mhenlo would probably file for divorce within 6 months of marriage.


Either way; Happy Birthday Guild Wars! (and give us our minipets!)

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by Fyo on April 04, 2011, 08:17:15 PM
We've all been there.

Enjoying a nice pahnai salad in Kamadan or a hot bogroot rum in Lions Arch. When suddenly a name you know flashes across the screen with a title affixed to it.

We've all been there. The flash of pride in knowing someone who has reaching to great heights of accomplishment and dedication. But how do you congratulate them? A plain 'Grats' or 'Congrat, or 'Congratulations' sounds so informal. Hallmark doesn't have an e-card for Guild Wars accomplishments and a haiku is so cliché.

Or you log on and you've missed someones defining moment of awesomeness! If you thought finding a plain congratulations card was hard, try finding a 'belated' one.

What. To. Do.


Well my friends! The answer is finally here!

This thread is the answer to the question you never had! Post up accomplishments your fellow Alliancers have done so that we never miss a moment!
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by Karma on March 09, 2011, 09:52:34 PM
So, after reading one of the threads, it is clear that we are way overdue for a new alliance picture. Therefore:


Alliance Picture Night

Sunday March 13th between 8 and 9 PM eastern (7-8 central, 5-6 pacific)

We'll probably start with the classic GH picture, but I think some action shots would be great as well. We need as much people as possible so by all means get on early and join the fun!

PS: Times CAN be adjusted, let your voice be heard so we can coordinate and get as many of us in there!

 
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by Fyo on April 16, 2010, 02:24:14 AM
DATELINE: KRYTA!
 
BREAKING NEWS        BREAKING NEWS           BREAKING NEWS           NEWS BREAKING                              WINDOW BREAKING             

Tension in Kryta escalates as more Peacekeeping forces are placed near Ascalon Settlement and Beetletun! But possibly the worst blow comes as the White Mantle coup the Great Tome. It is not known how the general populace or the Shining Blade will react to this show of brute force. The Shining Blade continues to be outwardly silent during all this however rumor has it they are gathering their forces.

As the two sides prepare, many people around the world have started showing their allegiances donning garb that reflects the side they are on.

This is Lunar Yue Fyo (Cupcake Princess)dorova reporting live from Nebo Terrace. Remember, you can't fight dead.






Which Side Are You On?
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